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Saturday 17 December 2011

My Holiday Poem

I once worked for a company for about thirteen years, and each year, I wrote a Christmas poem, and it kind of became a little tradition.  Here's the latest in the series of holiday poems...I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you have a wonderful holiday.


It’s the week before Christmas
And all over town;
It makes people nuts
This festive smack-down. 

The malls are just crazy,
Our nerves are all frayed;
One stop at the mall
And I wish it’s home that I stayed.

At the office, it’s wild
Trying to tie up loose ends;
Clear the junk off my desk
Before Christmas descends.

This year was so great
I started exciting, fresh work;
A new role, a new firm
And the boss: Not a jerk.

A leader with vision
Is all that I asked for;
Ole Santa came through
I got that, and much more.

I love my new job,
The people, the place;
But I travel so much
I need a brand new suitcase.
 
I’ve flown so many miles
Air Canada now treats me swell;
But it took forty-nine flights
Of being treated like hell.

On your 50th flight
The sun starts to shine;
Now you’re someone so special
They give you free wine.
 
Lots of time in Quebec
La belle province, c’est vrai;
I feel like I visited,
And decided to stay.

I miss my three pretty girls,
And gorgeous Laura, it’s true;
When I travel away
To do what I do.

So now we use texting
And occasionally Skype;
But don’t ask Laura to cam
She’s just not the type.

My family is patient,
They’ve embraced this big change;
We can handle the distance
Except when I’m out of cell range.

And that’s my wish, Santa,
If you have no objection;
Build me more cell phone towers
So I get better reception.

Cuz it’s a part of my life
That blinking  little red light;
Seeing me with no Torch
Is an unpleasant sight.
 
Santa, you know how I feel 
‘Bout my friends over at RIM;
Give a couple of good quarters
To my buds, Mike and Jim.

So on this note I’ll end
It’s Christmas, once more;
7 days left for shopping
You’d better hit that last store.

Share time with those close
Over coffee or beer;
Enjoy good times together
With lots of love and good cheer.

From our home to yours', have a great holiday.



Sean, Laura, Haley, Ainsley & Madeline





1 comment:

  1. Man, I sure missed this over the last couple of years. Glad that I get the chance to read it again - and Sean, I sure can relate to the thoughts around Air Canada and the year between Ceridian and the present... Merry Christmas to you and your family.

    Mike, Sarah, Cameron, Lucas and Riley.

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